I was born in the waning months of the Eisenhower administration but, remarkably, my appearance has not changed since early 1987. I married late in life, but my wife and my twenty-two-year-old daughter have kindly agreed to henpeck me twice as much to make up for lost time. I have been teaching at WN for twenty-nine years and have coached football for most and track for all of them. My current teaching load consists of Junior I, Senior Rhetoric, and Drama in Lit. Nearing the end of my career, I want to say that it has been an honor and pleasure to be part of this business. Also, to the thousands of students forced to listen to me play the ukulele over the years...sorry about that!